The 5 Word Story

and Bernard Matthews until he

stopped saying oh its bootifull

he will just have to

find another turkey to stuff

his really tiny sausage in

the hope of emulating red-rooster

but he was no match

for the salami sausage driver

who liked bird watching at

windermere where all the Ducks

are breeding faster than Muckaway

in bed with a ■■■■■

old bird from Morcombe that

goat , found in his tipper

he like it so much

so he sent it too

a very special place that

is called Muckaway`s back garden

in Windsor great park near

a giant hairy ■■■■■ cat