around as the mare is
looking for a well hung
a jack donkey that is
up for a good old
trot up the M6 to
Carnforth to service a well
old Volvo that has done
a few miles hauling donkeys
Derby 10-1 14.30 at Epsom
someone might be onto a
winner , sticking a firework up
her indoors arse and shouting
come on come on faster
tied to the Catherine Wheel
from the bargain bucket at
kfc where there was some
oats still in the Bucket
that were old and dry
smelling like a ■■■■■■`s trapdoor
that has seen better days