The 5 Word Story

ground, especially smeared all over

there face and there silly

arse or on their vehicles

that they just love to

park up when a ■■■■■■

approaches Muckaway in the layby

and wants some of his

sausage roll from his lunchbox

and a pint of his

diesel for her loading- shovel , nicked

out with the tracker and

hawkeye looking for the vicar

with a big long tail

and long ears hee haw

she went like a race

horse from Morecambe with a

fine shiny coat along with

a big vertical about a

pony that was so cool

except when the mare was