The 5 Word Story

he will get to big

Like the people on fatfighters

he will start buying lorries

for getting to the shops

to stock up on chips

and fat good heathy food

so much that it could

make your maiden aunt ■■■■

with a ripple and bang

the door on the way

To the shops for cakes

and a giant salmon that

Smells of very heathy food

unlike some of the other

crap sold in e-coli vans

that even ■■■■■■ won`t rob

they don’t sell hedgehog pies

or really smelly horrible wet

nappies that would suit your

worse enemy down to the