The 5 Word Story

who smells of fresh fruit

and smelly armpits like someone

that refuses to wash at

anytime just like Jonafffffffffan Woosssssssssssss

who upset an old man

and his daughter what a

prat and as for his mate

there’s no answer to him

dirty git needs steam cleaning

then into a wire-netting boat

then dropping in the ocean

from a great height and

let the seagulls do there

job but the brain’s missing

so they just have to

let the fish eat all

that’s actually worth eating and

leave the rest of it

for the big fish so

he has to diet as