The 5 Word Story

is was such a horrible

sight for the mayor while

it was a turn on

for his dog as he

liked that kinda stuff so

copied his master who sniffed

anything with lipstick and red

hair cause he wanted some

to repair his mullet as

he had lost a load

of hot air on Shap

as he flew his kite

so he had to make

up a load of tripe

that fools would believe so

that he gained followers on

a big certain show called

tales from a bulljockey in

a world of his own

a bit like Jules Verne