is was such a horrible
sight for the mayor while
it was a turn on
for his dog as he
liked that kinda stuff so
copied his master who sniffed
anything with lipstick and red
hair cause he wanted some
to repair his mullet as
he had lost a load
of hot air on Shap
as he flew his kite
so he had to make
up a load of tripe
that fools would believe so
that he gained followers on
a big certain show called
tales from a bulljockey in
a world of his own
a bit like Jules Verne