The 5 Word Story

with the ■■■ mad ■■■■■■■■■

that pounce on anything with

wool on its backside or

hiya,
only if there’s a pulse
thanks harry long retired.

when they kiss the sheep

they feel proud very proud

because its a big achievement

for them to stick one

on the Welsh for a

mint sauce fight to the

hiya,
the finish,YES YES YES
thanks harry long retired.

gravy and mash taters everywhere

there was such a mess

as ■■■■■■■■■ have no teeth

so its was all pulp

and then the straws ran

down their boiler suits causing

a terrible mess that looked

like a pile of dog-crap

on the beach at Morcombe