At the local Tesco superstore
bread and cakes counter where
you can dip your large
cream horn into a very
tasty meringue covered in nuts
and get some crabs for
afters , thus needing a prescription
to save your bits and
for some jeyes fluid to
kill the horrible smell and
dip the trouser worm into
that gorgeous cream cake that
was so soft and tasty
and that nice I’m having
the time of my life
in the snow throwing cream
all over the place it
has just landed in next
where people were going crazy
as the bean feast started