she should have married Hitler
because she looks just like
his dog, hairy and smells
of sauerkraut and sauerbraten with
bratkartoffeln which is my favorite
aftershave , available at Boots
at the army and navy
stores , but cheaper at Aldi
or from pets at home
or Ashmeds Pets In Pies `
she needs to clean herself
with some Tesco reconditioned wet-wipes
don’t use the brown side
which is reserved for frenchwomen
as they don’t use anything
only a leaf which only
smears and does not clean
belongs to the nettle family
because she like a good
stinging and then a wipe