The 5 Word Story

with some sandpaper she likes

800 grit which can smart

but will remove any clinkers

hiya,
the odd romp in halfords
thanks harry long retired

so lesson learnt its better

to go with the grain

otherwish you will end up

in Bolton with Fred Didnah

in the dead centre where

you will be stuck and

in a hole for eternity

until supeman comes to the

rescue and pulls you out

of the postbox head first

then stuffs you down the

roadside drain with the junk

to think about the bad

smell your nose is in

and the king rat will

soon get you running like