The 5 Word Story

( but don`t tell the Taxman ! )

or the health inspector because

Ken dodds dads dogs dead

so don’t eat the dogestives

because they will turn you

into a diddyman from notty

Ash and you will need

a tickling stick to be

to get George Carman as

your QC because you might

fall foul of the new

laws regarding parking on Camerons

front garden for dinner with

his missus then giving her

a portion for her pudding

along with a candle light

smack of the chops for

being such a stupid little

■■■■■ tory wife, deserves all

she gets for being naughty