( but don`t tell the Taxman ! )
or the health inspector because
Ken dodds dads dogs dead
so don’t eat the dogestives
because they will turn you
into a diddyman from notty
Ash and you will need
a tickling stick to be
to get George Carman as
your QC because you might
fall foul of the new
laws regarding parking on Camerons
front garden for dinner with
his missus then giving her
a portion for her pudding
along with a candle light
smack of the chops for
being such a stupid little
■■■■■ tory wife, deserves all
she gets for being naughty