The 5 Word Story

chip portions from the takeaway

at Mahoods e-coli shop in Kendel

supplied with ■■■■■■■■ mutton from

infected sheep originally from Wales

a very special area that

lambs have Welsh bachelor `s D.N.A.

and later in life they

end up in pies destined

for the germans because they

eat anything that is rancid

or from the ■■■■■■■■ hills

sent up from Welsh farmers

because they have no taste

for ■■■■■■■■ rubbish so they

spoil rear peoples food because

its best, stick to jam-butties

from Knotty Ash Jam Butty Mines

where the diddy men eat

at the Broken - Biscuit Repair Factory

where Ken Dodd is foreman