chip portions from the takeaway
at Mahoods e-coli shop in Kendel
supplied with ■■■■■■■■ mutton from
infected sheep originally from Wales
a very special area that
lambs have Welsh bachelor `s D.N.A.
and later in life they
end up in pies destined
for the germans because they
eat anything that is rancid
or from the ■■■■■■■■ hills
sent up from Welsh farmers
because they have no taste
for ■■■■■■■■ rubbish so they
spoil rear peoples food because
its best, stick to jam-butties
from Knotty Ash Jam Butty Mines
where the diddy men eat
at the Broken - Biscuit Repair Factory
where Ken Dodd is foreman