have you been drinking today
two cups of tea plus
four dissolved asprins in water
which taught me to edit
( know what you mean , Dave ! )
back to the lorries now
and stories about randy vicars
who preach a load of
crap like someone else we
know who happened by this
thread and made a right
pigs ear of it but
we must move on to
serious matters such as nun’s
dirty habits and vicers with
even filthier habits such as
flicking bogies at the parson
and his wife sliding down
the M6 on a tin
skate board singing balls to