the bishop stick it up
the right way and don’t
play that tune again or
i will slide down bannister’s
naked but for pink wellies
and balls to the parson
waiting at the bottom with
a stiffie he won’t get
any splinters from the induction
or the verger’s mucky tailgate
from an overloaded rear end
which parsons are familiar with
because of their strange upbringing
prancing around the playground like
morris dancers drunk on bootleg
whisky and southern rye which
makes them spew there ring
up and go green like
the blacksmiths stiffie after he
poking the stable lad from