The 5 Word Story

overpaid they knew they had

to get on with the

for once in there life

get the lumps out of

there noses and flick it

in the gravy to thicken

the residue of liquidized hedgehogs

which make a nice starter

motor to ensure gut-rot follows

the cheese and biscuits when

the milkshake tasted curdy , due

north of Weston where the

squirrels gorged on rotting apples

and Ashmeds three month old

pork and apple stuffing cheeseburgers

served with relish and spit

with hot snot and scabs

clicked on the wrong thread

thought you’d moved up north

its contagious confused is what