The 5 Word Story

silly like nancy boys boyfriends

who don’t mind it up

the tailgate which gives their

mouths a rest from spouting

crap and hot air into

the ears of truckers eating

pork scratchings and getting indigestion

from greasy spoon cafes and

truck stops that aren’t as

clean and hygienic as we

would like but some are

only playing at it so

truckers guts need to be

made of asbestos and be

flushed out at every opportunity

by the fire service and

the mess cleaned up by

the local council who felt

sick at the thought of

tackling the mess but being