The 5 Word Story

which are full of dye

where all fish die of

effluent from Altitude s washing line

which gets in the stream

from his dirty socks and

steam-cleaning his rusty pushbike which

came up like a new

girl in a brothal up

in soho who was very

well- known to Chichester tipper drivers

and livestock hauliers who like

two legs instead of four

which can be refreshing like

a nice glass of cider

from Bulmer’s of Hereford which

they got totaly legless

because its powerful stuff and

not for them that cant

take a drink properly because

they get ■■■■■■ and talk