The 5 Word Story

cos its cold and windy

and need extra-large sized williewarmers

because they are willie headed

and proud to be ■■■■■■■■■

and display the willie head-warmers

with their bell ends ringing

in the ■■■■■■■■ sheep sheds

as they eat Shepherds` Pie

that is another name for

■■■■ good food for you

if you dont mind the

lamb-mince , potatoes , gravy , and cheese-topping

swilled down with frothy ale

cattle wagon man:
lamb-mince , potatoes , gravy , and cheese-topping

And the mince will have.

Bewick:

cattle wagon man:
lamb-mince , potatoes , gravy , and cheese-topping

And the mince will have to be “Rough Fell” off the Howgills,otherwise “stuff it” !! Anon II.

We ` ll share that knowledge between ourselves , Dennis. Thanks very much .
Cheers , cattle wagon man.

from pure Lakeland Mountain streams

cattle wagon man:
from pure Lakeland Mountain streams

Ther’s nee’r any mountains up.

Bewick:

cattle wagon man:
from pure Lakeland Mountain streams

Ther’s nee’r any mountains up “gashd’l” is there ■■

5 word story :confused:

unlike polluted rivers in Runcorn

BIGRIG:

Bewick:

cattle wagon man:
from pure Lakeland Mountain streams

Ther’s nee’r any mountains up “gashd’l” is there ■■

5 word story :confused:

Hi BIGRIG,
Sorrreeeeee about the intrusion by Bewick into the 5 Word Story . I didnt know he followed the thread until tonight ! Maybe he thought he was helping a ■■■■■■■■ who was being picked on by folk who look up to us lot with jealousy ! ! ! Anyway , howsta doooin mate ? Are you kept out of mischief with work ?
I understand that Altitude is struggling to find regular driving jobs, so hes taking his frustration out on everyone else on this thread ! Let him fire his gun , I say , cos weve got cannons to return fire. I cant say I ve travelled many times to Runcorn , possibly the nearest regular run to your area was when I delivered sheep to a slaughterhouse between Preston Brook and Frodsham , in the years around 1988 - 1989 . It was 1993 when illness forced me to sell the family haulage business , and just run the other business , a caravan park. My wifes illness resulted in having to sell-up and move to the outskirts of Kendal 7 years ago

Once again , BIGRIG , sorry about the hiccup . Continue with the aggro , `cos up here in ■■■■■■■■ we thrive on it !!!

Regards , Roy.