The 5 Word Story

to attack the ferret that

he stuffed down his trousers

which caused trouble with his

rabbits that were hiding in

the thicket in the Nun`s

habit which was infested with

monks on the run from

bad bad people that want

to hump a monk at

the chip shop in Morecambe

where the fat friar lives

and tells lots of tales

about men who like some

guys with big motors and

dogs that have bells around

their neck and very big

ding dong with furry long

tongues from licking goolies with

feathers stuck to then also

the meerkats selling brados insurance