The 5 Word Story

but he went confused and

Alexander got very upset because

he wanted to be very

naughty with a lump hammer

and smash the local phone

box with his Hillman Imp

with …Go Faster Stripes… on.

So he had a respray

with matt emulsion from wilko

driver Ned,who had some

left over from the Christmas

party held in Stobarts toilets

when only 2 turned up

as their the only friends

they felt very down and

didn’t have a paintbrush anyway

so they went looking for

a hedgehog and a badger

in Leyland.Can’t find the

dam badger anywhere he must