he spat across the road
right under the wheels of
a postie on his pushbike
who fell over and hurt
his sack on the handlebars
and forgot to deliver the
bad news to altitude about
not getting his important parcel
full of £50 notes tied
hiya,
with famous Irish dolly knots
thanks harry long retired.
that were impossible to open
when wet and frozen to
a fence post that was
left out all night to
stop strange people comming in
the alleyway for dogging sessions
and taking photos of the
a very shameful small pole
cat that has been sneaking
up inside T.L.D.`s trouser leg