The 5 Word Story

which turned out like a

cog or a dat , which

would eat anything in sight

even Mullens` pink frilly knickers

that i got from the

Ann Summers store in Chichester

they were so soft that

brados couldn’t cope with it

he wanted some of the

old birds from up north

but they didn’t want him-

hiya,
because he had a soft
thanks harry long retired.

sausage that was so small

but big compared to Altitude`s

but nothing compared to a

didgeridoo like Rolf Harris plays

on TV every now and

again when he needs a

but not really big compared

the tower organ at Blackpool