on TNUK commenting Stobbies T.V.s
to the pub and gets
a good old session of
Stella down their neck and
some pork scratching that were
scraped from a frenchwoman`s rump
very nice with white sauce
so says the cuisine expert
or even the odd clinker
which is old fused coal
with some slack and slag
added just for good taste
to customers at Ashmed`s takeaway
again please could someone help 
sewage works that has just
won Gordon Ramsay`s Food Guide
for roast alsatian fried cat
which was a Crufts` winner
but it was so evil
to cross-breed cat with dog