but lorry drivers they ain’t
as channel 5 are proving
they are more like little
posers they are every one
peeping out behind frilly curtains
waiting for frilly knickers to
go down the pub in
and show off to the
weird loaner men that think
about wicked women and start
telling tales of how they
ran lorries and done this
thing which involved the SAS
which meant sheeting and sandbagging
and lots and lots of
silly stories from the world
wrestling entertainment member called BIGRIG
who always won, went the
good things are gone until
saturday arrives and everybody goes