■■■■■■■ duelling banjo country
with bib and brace overalls
and body covered in oil
and bare feet chewing baccy
and a rusty old Leyland
Mastiff’s with sloppy loads of
fish meal to be handballed
with the ■■■■■■■■ from Morecambe
a leggy blond watching the
silly old goat playing the
one eyed trouser snake with
both hands and lots of
rheumatic fingers and a manky
old copy of Parade magazine
found in Lymm Truck Stop
where the old tarts from
■■■■■■■ go looking for real- men
but there not real men
just stobbie drivers trying to
play at being lorry drivers