when it comes from the
fingers of Reginald Dixon who
ran the local whorehouse in
the ballroom where all the
the poofs from Morcombe went
to a barn dance with
their girlie frends from Kendal
and the surrounding area for
tea and little cream cakes
and then abit of cow
some fun and games in
the bedroom with the mayor
and his wife and dog
of Runcorn who is a big
fan of chasing nun’s around
the Mersey Tunnel with his
mighty chopper in his hand
and sausage in the other
and TLD’s little thing in
the house out of sight