he thought he saw a
eddie stobart spotter in his
cage on the roundabout at
Crick where the big fleet
will one day never move
because they`re all on T.V.
or parked up in Morecambe
they just have to get
an ear bashing most days
but should do some work
like serving customers in McDonalds
when there meant to other
spotters having a big mac
when they`re ALL clueless burgers
made from alley cat meat
and dead fly droppings mixed
snail porridge and toe-nail clippings
then steamed in a chinese laundry
just up past Wigan Pier
where the best meatpies are made