a posh place in Morcambe
and one day he fell
for a female rat called Rebekah
the Red who was known
to lend horses to a
to a local hauler who
liked to get his leg
pulled after talking a load
on the chin from a
knacker-mans daughter with slack drawers
were very slack on Sundays
because there was so much
phlegm on them from a
big sweaty fat smelly creature
just come back from his
Fred Elliott lookalike competition in
Morecambe by the look of
the sad faces coming back
from the Guy appreciation dinner
he ate so much that