The 5 Word Story

lick his ■■■ then bite

his nutmegs , both at once

and spit it out quick

when it realised they were

they were only acorns and

big trees grew from acorns

they were not any old

cobblers that he could chew

and spit the bones out

all over postman Pat and

his black and white pussey

that his wife knows nothing

of but could always smell

a rat and was always

trying to get a look

at the packages that he

delivered to with some extras

he was a smart rat

he worked part time for

the rat squad based under