five gallons of petrol with
some fish and chips that
cattle wagon man sponsored as
stormy petrol smoked haddock with
manky ■■■■■■■■ spuds full of
grubs and worms grown in
flower pots in Kendal with
horse muck from trotters reared
in Norfolk by booooooootiful Bernard
Mathews who fed them with
diesel and mix of dried
snail porridge with a little
gentleman juice and a smidgeon
of sweaty hairy arm pit
which put a real flavour
from the french kitchen assistant
who added some frogs legs
followed by head down toilet
then rear end as well
only to have a rat