The 5 Word Story

five gallons of petrol with

some fish and chips that

cattle wagon man sponsored as

stormy petrol smoked haddock with

manky ■■■■■■■■ spuds full of

grubs and worms grown in

flower pots in Kendal with

horse muck from trotters reared

in Norfolk by booooooootiful Bernard

Mathews who fed them with

diesel and mix of dried

snail porridge with a little

gentleman juice and a smidgeon

of sweaty hairy arm pit

which put a real flavour

from the french kitchen assistant

who added some frogs legs

followed by head down toilet

then rear end as well

only to have a rat