The 5 Word Story

from offal and road kill

that gives super power to

the brain and other organs

which means nothing can stop

the music on a Saturday

in Morecome not even bull-■■■■

from stobbie drivers in their

local boozer the Bulljockey Arms

which is never open on

a Sunday as the pious

in which a big cat

sleeps and paws at his

owner , waiting to be fed

prize gold which he got

but the ■■■■■ prefers whiskas

than dog meet which has

been sold at Ashmeds Burford

was so tasty local restaurants

closed down as they couldn’t

compete as the burgers tasted