TNUK stickers all over his
helmet which shone like a
well polished knob thats been
made from a magic mushroom
grown in the garden of
Zeberdee the springy git from
the land of the magic roundabout
and the technicolour traffic lights
in the centre of Kendal
where the tooth fairy resides
and tells lots of stories
of how he made thousands
of fairy stories about lorries
that had the wrong engine
and not the 8LXB which
BIGRIG installed in his lawnmower
whichh came out of a
van , formerly owned by D.T.R.
which hasn’t been sold…yet
it was a spare engine