The 5 Word Story

out of a cattle wagon

driven by guy called Big-J

from south fork in ■■■■■■■

where Wardens shoot Windermere geese

because they just get out

in time for kicking out

otherwise all hell will break

loose down on the ranch

full of wandering, clueless holidaymakers

Asking for directions to the

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house that is haunted with

the spirit of old truckers

who want to get back

in a Guy Big J

with no power steering or

an 8LXB engine with go

Anywhere tyres and no brakes.

a two speed axle and

two scrubbers in the cab

to keep it nice and