from the back of a
van at Sunday car-boot sales
that chavs love because they
don’t contain beer, just coloured
urine which they think it
will get them ■■■■■■ up
as is cider made in
but Fanta will get them
■■■■■■■ and throwing up in
the streets and causing nuisance
until a black cat came
all over the floor in
Tesco’s transport managers office and
upsetting his secretary who wanted
to annoy all the drivers
by having the only ■■■■■
that could get CWM going
when he came home from
the sales with a load
prozzies under his coat and