The 5 Word Story

all low lifes and slappers

hang around to get trade

, anybody got any spare vouchers

or anything we can nick

for a bit of betting

on who’s the biggest ■■■■

wallet to pay the barman

or the heftiest trouser worm

to fill them Mersey pushbikes

and the saddle bags right

up to his chest with

different coloured french letters and

slugs and snails all slimy

just like Fish and Chips

and battered sausage with mushy

peas along with some smelly

curry sauce , - but IS it

could be cat ■■■■ for

so strong that only a

daft idiot would eat it