The 5 Word Story

because it will turn you

into a hissing spitting Tomcat

that will destroy anything that

gets in its way such

with such force that a

she cat squealed out meow

Then out came along a

night supervisor from eddi stobard

who was wearing a pink

tutu and ballet shoes tied

with a double dolly hitch

with a ratchet strap to

hold his truss in place

so he could efficiently lick

his goolies without stretching his

his pockets to buy some

willie warming equipment to stop

his bit getting to cold

for the females of ■■■■■■■

they like it very hot