The 5 Word Story

with bucket and slop mop

and towel over the shoulder

to wash 1 of tecos

cute tiny little furry animal

which resembled a dead hamster

but Freddie Starr`s was alive

until the hamster ate him

and caught a humourous disease

an turned into a bad

joke telling rodent with no

teeth how to ■■■■ eggs

after blowing them with a

a huge trumpet that was

exiting from his arse and

making a hell of noise

in the deserted Mersey Tunnel

the blocked up one leading

route for fat daisy and

Cheryl who live in the

Albert docks at Liverpool where