beats dogs to a pulp
with one sniff of its
ringpiece, where brados put dynamite
which made a nasty cocktail
to drink in the cab
which made a certain someone
start singing flowers in the
rain with a great big
pair of pink wellies covered
in cowshat with dock leaves
fresh from the local greengrocer
Which were paid for with
money stolen from the milkman
Who was so mad that
his horse took a beating
So badly that his tail
went round like a propeller
he then decided to fight
and chose Mullens as referee
with C-W-M in the corner