The 5 Word Story

stolen Stobart paint from Dixons `

, thats where the ■■■■■■ get

there caravans from like a

buy one nick one for

10 o’ me ■■■■■ brudders

and their old slapper wives

spawning kids with no respect

for plastic flowers or pegs

nicked from the local supermarket

who knackered the small businesses

which now they only have

small cat in the yard

which isn’t much of a

rat catcher or ■■■■■ chaser

is different from whisky chaser

because that`s in a glass

house where the hot plants

make a funny sweet smell

like the smell of a

cat with the mange which