if you know where to
look after the shock of
seeing the gross weight of
a huge big load of
blubber cellulite and flabby legs
fat and blubber covered in
blotches with fireburns on the
belly the spare tyre was
bigger than a super single
with gastric band for valve
ratchet strap for knicker elastic
to get tight so as
to retain the blubber and
slime that is trying to
escape from all over the
area and threatening to kill
any unsuspecting male who happened
to try it on with
out a bag over her
head which was good because