to the tune of hi
pitched sound coming from the
toilet around the back of
the town hall with meow’s
emanating from Vanessa feltz`s ■■■■■
without need for loud speakers
so Altitude volunteered to investigate
and was very suprised to
be given a Parking Ticket
as he couldn’t get out
of Vannessa `s overgrown blocked-up entrance
that’s been undisturbed for years
because Altitude`s been too shy
and frightened to fall in
too the venus fly trap
big as the Mersey Tunnel
which was so dark that
thankfully nobody could see her
and looked for something tastier
not to hard to find