The 5 Word Story

it was from Sainsbury’s and

was full of little holes

to save the nanny from

the billy goat after he

had seen page 3 of

The Time with Cameron in

the hedge cutters gazette with

trimmer out of the protective

cover and ready to skin

the gherkin ready for action

in all parts of ■■■■■■■

when all of a sudden

cattle wagon man turned up

out came his very large

fan belt for his old

pushbike , `cos the chain broke

due to lack of maintenance

its was so old that

it was made of rope

from HMS Victory that had