The 5 Word Story

singing for Children In Need

dressed up as Noddy and

the Black and White Minstrels

They wore gimp their masks

all the way from Bradford

when the stagelights packed up

so Noddy put his headlights

on mainbeam to dazzle Muckaway

who was having problems with

his fusebox and rusty terminals

caused by cattle- wagon-man ■■■■■■■

on drunken Muckaway in gutter

the cruel barsteward doing such

after Smiths xmas party that

good impression of a newt

from ■■■■■■■ which is wet

behind the ears after a

heavy November fall of snow

so the sheep went indoors

and watched " Shaun The Sheep "