The 5 Word Story

whistles with no shoes or

front teeth and moonshine stills

in the garden shed ready

the mayor of Kendal to

say a FEW words about

anything and everything which amounts

to nothing but a load

hot air crap and bluster

that seems to flow so

frequentlyl from his gob the

mayoress can’t stand much

of that nonsense and bangs

her billycan on Altitude`s nether

regions to get him up

the X Factor possibility of

a place in tne history

books of being a comedian

and appearing on the stage

with Altitude , BIGRIG , Dave ( Ren )

cattle wagon man and gunner