whistles with no shoes or
front teeth and moonshine stills
in the garden shed ready
the mayor of Kendal to
say a FEW words about
anything and everything which amounts
to nothing but a load
hot air crap and bluster
that seems to flow so
frequentlyl from his gob the
mayoress can’t stand much
of that nonsense and bangs
her billycan on Altitude`s nether
regions to get him up
the X Factor possibility of
a place in tne history
books of being a comedian
and appearing on the stage
with Altitude , BIGRIG , Dave ( Ren )
cattle wagon man and gunner