The 5 Word Story

to the summit of Snowden

and replaced the 290 ■■■■■■■

with lots of smoke and

a mighty roar over the

top and down to Runcorn

and onto the ■■■■■■■■ Hills

with BIGRIG in tow and

cattle-wagon-man waiting at winderemere with

with another menace that lives

near the steamers on the lakes

who’s hobby is looking for

an argument in an empty

room full of shadows of

meerkats trying to sell insurance

to shepherds on shap fell

and lorry drivers from Leeds

also Sheffield and Derbyshire where

you can hear dueling banjos

and bib and brace overalls

hob nail boots and tin