The 5 Word Story

from the nether regions of

of northern england where little

evidence has yet to surface

but when it does they

will ask Dennis to explain

why he hasn’t latched on

like all the rest of

the doubting Thom’s that disbelieve

the Guy 8LXB merry-go-round

which has become a farce

so the vicar and the

actor Brian Rix were always

losing their trousers on stage

with Leo Franklin chasing him

followed by ( Benny ) Hill`s Angels

in three wheeler bubble cars

driven by the Keystone Cops

and buster keaton on a

Gardner 8 LXB - engined Guy

which ran on railway tracks