The 5 Word Story

that could fit a 240

8lxb engine into a big

J driven by real men

with big muscles and brawny

arms to steer the big

beast around the mean streets

with no northern power assisted

which calls for great skill

that only comes south of

of the Midlands where the

big J 240 drivers love

the rides on the fairground

that are pulled around the

country by 8LXB engined Guys

that are invisible apparently to

milnthorpe tycoons who refuse to

admit this beast did exist

but evidence exists to cause

a rush of hot air

and a lot of bluster