The 5 Word Story

and the houseowners stuck within

counting all there money and

watching The Jeremy Kyle Show

as they have no imagination

unlike us educated ■■■■■■■■ folk

who watch noggin the nog

and Dennis the menace who

lives up to his name

in more ways than one

The Bash Street ( Chichester ) Kids

are frightened of him and

the pikies nicked Black Bob

who came from Wolverhampton where

he ( obviously ) got his name

and his funny accent and

but the Chichester kids sorted

out Scouse by Morse Code

bang,fall…bang…stayed… down

eh eh calm down eh

its only the Guy factory