on TV with the mayor of
Runcorn, wearing his sheepskin coat
which he bought from ■■■■■■■
from ■■■■■■ at Appleby Fair
who nicked it from a
an Arthur Daley ■■■■■■■■ haulier
who had broken down with
a Guy Big J 8LXB
one of only 40 ever
made but nobody in ■■■■■■■
had ever seen one because
they were blind to the
worshippers of ■■■■■■■ and Scanias
both old loads of rubbish
with no substance to them
rather like Ashmed`s homemade beefburgers
how very right you are
said Ashmed spitting in the
griddle as he cooked the
donkey meat in rancid butter