The 5 Word Story

from brados and DtR together

when " she " was Mothertruckers ` Vicki

who liked to eat tripe

with deep-fried greyhounds` pickled gonads

followed by snails in aspic

Closely followed by some tortoises.

Then for sweet there is

  • no , not Fiona`s bloody creamcakes !!! -

splattered all over the place

after BIGRIG squashed the boxes

of the nice ladies he

tupped inside the parked-up trailer

on Pops Truckstop with the

punters queuing for extra helpings

And sausage rolls to follow


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Altitude offered his own sausage

left over from his sandwich

Kicking around the banned buns

and broke his toe as

Mothertrucker`s learner reversed over it